It seems like I have lost the will to write.
This reckless employment abandonment has resulted in a lifestyle consisting mainly of sleeping in past noon, re-reading the sad looking books piled high on my makeshift IKEA stool night stand and various culinary experimentation. And you wonder why I’ve gained about 7 kilos in the last 2 months. Madam Betty Crocker is an alias for the devil and I am paying for my sins in a size fourteen.
For what it’s worth, I’m sure the ink in my pens have somewhat yet to dry so maybe…maybe I’ll say something more important next time.
Filed under: Television, Youth Culture | Tags: Bad parenting, Incubus, Spongebob Squarepants, The Wiggles
I was having a hell of a time watching episodes of spongebobsquarepants this morning while having breakfast (semi employment has its perks) in my PJs, and that got me sort of thinking:
Shouldn’t any good parent find the fact that with my peverse taste for humor and the relative popularity Spongebob recieves from the adult community (Brandon Boyd can attest to this), extremely worrying?
I want this SBSP atari-esque plug & play.
I also have a not-so-secret suspicion that most of the conceptualizing for such tv shows (teletubbies, barney yada) were done while smoking up some grade A quality crack. Granted these spots might prove to be a little more entertaining for the young ‘uns… talking dinosaurs and strange alien babies with mono-syllabic catchphrases – I’m probably not the first to say this but WHAT THE FUCK.
Now before you go screaming about how I lack imagination, how much of that would you really use while staring eyes glazed over into the goddamned box. And don’t even get me started on The Wiggles. I might just be having PeeWee Herman child pornography flashbacks but full grown men entertaining kids… It’s all a little creepy if you asked me. I recall a certain king of pop doing just that and having to hand over hush money to the kids who cried rape. Michael should’ve just put on some sort of furry animal costume on and hire some camera guys to tape.
This is coming straight from experience and I was a little sucker for it as a kid so I KNOW but as much as I hate children television programing that are just fat corporate-cat marketing ploys passing off as educational-ware, I loathe (with all the burning fury of satan’s lair) the irresponsible parents that sit their kids in front of the telly all day with the maid even more.
If I had children, they’d be READING, but unfortunately it seems that with the marvels of technology have brought on an infestation of hyperactive, materialistic, illiterate brats.
In the mean time, I suppose I will have to contend with staring daggers at bad moms and dads at toy shops.
Filed under: Celebutards, Youth Culture | Tags: bat man, boy toys, christopher bale, inside the actor's studio, man bat, silly gifs
I was watching TDK for the third time over the internet today (nay, i am not a pirate: free movie streaming chekkit!) and I don’t know about you, but wouldn’t you reckon Bat Man to be a thousand times more terrifying if he was actually half bat and half man?
So I did a little investigating and it turns out that a half man half bat creature already existed. I present to you:
MAN-BAT!!!
I guess someone from DC comics ran out of ideas..anyway, he belongs to the Secret Society of Super Villians, battles Bat Man from time to time and if you really give a shit, first appeared in Detective Comics #400 (June 1970).
Anyway I leave you with a hilarious Christian Bale .gif that made me chuckle a little more than I’m proud of. Be sure to read every frame!
